| APPLY BELOW to become a board
member of a luxurious condominium anywhere in Florida, where you will
earn the prestigious ability to defraud your neighbors of their
money and not be held accountable. It's LEGAL! FLORIDA LAW will
protect you! Should you get caught with the money, because
you are dumb enough to write checks to yourself, your friends, and your
family from the association funds, don't worry! Nothing will happen
to you! It's in the Florida Statutes. The State Attorney
won't investigate you! The police won't knock on your door.
FDLE still has no idea what a condominium is. As an added benefit
of being a condo board member, you will have your own attorney firm willing
to help you free of charge. Upon being selected as a candidate,
you will receive your own unlimited expense account and credit card to
spend on all sorts of unapproved items. Do you frequently lose your
expense receipts? No problem! Just write out a fake receipt
or pick one up at a local hardware store or gas station and issue yourself
a check from the association funds. Have you left your association
bankrupt and without funds? No problem! Wipe out the reserve
funds. That's why it's there. Does this upset your neighbors?
No problem! Place an illegal lien on their property without worry,
your attorney will take care of all the paperwork and will even profit
from the scam as well. But should several of your neighbors catch
on to you and be courageous enough to make repeated complaints for two
or three years to the DBPR Bureau of Condominiums and the State Attorney,
don't worry, your neighbors will end up paying all your fines and legal
fees. You pay nothing and you get to keep all the money you accepted
in illegal compensation and kickbacks. Limited employment opportunities
are available in senior citizen communities, so you must hurry and apply
now. Board members in those communities are entitled to additional
benefits, such as foreclosing on your neighbor's home and then buying it
from them when they're unable to pay the legal fees. Sorry, you must
be a permanent Florida resident to apply. The association will
not make itself responsible for your relocation costs. Equal Opportunity
Employer.
Campaign to Stop the abuse at Condominiums
and HOA's all over Florida
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