"IT'S MY LAND!"
by 
ANGELINA, THE POLKA QUEEN
From her album 
"Celebrate American DysFUNction!"
Performed by Angela Woodhull
(Copyright 2002, A.V. Woodhull)
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ITíS MY LAND!
Keep your rules off of me!
ITíS MY LAND!
America! Home of the free!

I paid in full for my home and land fee
So, keep your home owner rules off of me!
I bought my house and closed on Memorial Day.
The closing costs and dock stamps I did pay
But on one of those many, damn papers
Which one I donít recall
It said, "Congratulations!
Youíre now the member of a mandatory HOA for all!"

ITíS MY LAND!
I just want to be free!
ITíS MY LAND!
I can be a son of a B!
ITíS MY LAND!
So, keep your petty rules off of me!

THIS IS AMERICA! THE LAND OF THE FREE!
One day I got a letter
From a lawyer I never knew
It said, "Dear Maíam, Youíre in arears
Three years of home owner dues!"

ITíS MY LAND!
Keep your rules off of me!
ITíS MY LAND!
America! Home of the free!

I paid in full for my home and land fee
So, keep your home owner rules off of me!
Well, I went to the next home ownersí meeting
I met the petty tattle tales on the board
One anal woman who looked like a hag
Was pissed about her neighborís big America flag!
There were other little nit pickers
Who didnít like the flowers in my yard
One man complained
That his neighbor was gay
And thought he had the hots for his dog!
At seven I stood up and yelled,
"This is America! Land of the free!"

I lit a fuse
And blew up them rules
And that was the very last meeting, you see!

ITíS MY LAND!
Keep your rules off of me!
ITíS MY LAND!
America! Home of the free!

I paid in full for my home and land fee
So, keep your home owner rules off of me!
ITíS MY LAND!
I just want to be free!

ITíS MY LAND!
I can be a son of a B!
ITíS MY LAND!
So, keep your petty rules off of me!
THIS IS AMERICA! THE LAND OF THE FREE!
THIS IS AMERICA! THE LAND OF THE FREE!


 

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