Please
try the following:
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Click
the Refresh
button, or begin drinking heavily. After enough shots, SOMETHING will appear.
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If
you typed the page address in the Address bar, make sure that it is spelled
correctly. If you are an AOL user, make sure you did not accidentally type
your street address in the bar.
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To
check your connection settings, click the Tools
menu, and then click Internet
Options. On the Connections
tab, click Settings.
However, since you're running Windows, there's absolutely jack shit of
a chance that you'll resolve anything. Ever.
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If
your Network Administrator has enabled it, Microsoft Windows can examine
your network and automatically discover network connection settings. If
you actually have a Network Administrator who has enabled it, please raise
your hand. Yeah, that's what we thought.
If you would
like Windows to try and discover them,
click Detect
Network Settings . This will do absolutely nothing and will
resolve no problems whatsoever.
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Some
sites require 128-bit stupidity. In the case of Something Awful, a patch
will be shortly available which makes 256-bit stupidity possible.
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If
you are trying to reach a secure site, make sure your Security settings
can support it. Click the Tools
menu, and then click Internet
Options. Change whatever you want; people will find a way to
steal your credit card number regardless.
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Click
the Back
button to try another link. Yes, let's go with that: try another link.
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